Listen, if Einstein had time for your judgment, he’d have invented a sarcasm-powered rocket. This long sleeve is for the neurospicy legends who know that brilliance doesn’t come in one-size-fits-all brain settings.
Featuring a bold, abstract sketch of Big Al himself and that iconic quote—you know, the one reminding the world to stop expecting fish to parkour up trees.
• Soft, cozy fabric for maximum "don’t judge me" energy.
• Unisex fit because genius doesn’t care about gender norms.
• Ideal for science fairs, therapy sessions, or just schooling the neurotypicals.Stop climbing trees. Start rocking tees.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Einstein Everybody’s a Genius Long Sleeve Tee | ND Life
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