Loud noises? Strobe lights? People screaming in my face?
Yeah, that’s gonna be a hard pass.
This tee is for the neurodivergent crew who prefer their Halloween with candy, calm, and zero dudes in rubber masks jumping out of fake coffins. Perfect for autism brains, anxiety brains, and anyone who’s ever RSVP’d “no” to a haunted house and “yes” to staying home with snacks.
Made from our absurdly soft unisex staple tee, it’s breathable, sensory-friendly, and ideal for layering under your blanket fort.
Bonus: pairs beautifully with noise-cancelling headphones and a firm commitment to avoiding adrenaline spikes.
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (or cotton/poly blend for heathers)
• Lightweight but not flimsy (4.2 oz./yd²)
• Pre-shrunk because surprises are for other people
• Tear-away label for sensory peace
• Unisex fit for all blanket burritos, vampires, and socially-overbooked introverts
Autism & Anxiety Funny Halloween | Unisex Neurodiversity T-Shirt
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!