Let’s get one thing straight: unsolicited advice about tics? Yeah, that’s a hard pass. This unisex long sleeve neurodiversity t-shirt claps back with peak ND energy, featuring the mic-drop line: “Asking me if I can control my tics is like me asking if you can control being a douche bag.” It’s fierce. It’s unapologetic. It’s the perfect mix of awareness, humor, and side-eye. Whether you're rocking it to advocate, educate, or just shut down nonsense with fashion—this tee gets the job done. Made for comfort, designed for statement-making. • 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²) • 32 singles • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • Crew neck • Cover-stitched collar • 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Control Being a Douche Bag Quote | Unisex Neurodiversity T-Shirt | ND Life
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