That smile? Purely decorative.
This black hat is for the chronically overstimulated, emotionally regulated (on the outside), and silently rage-tastic. The distressed trucker style matches the vibe: worn, weathered, and trying real hard not to scream in a Target parking lot.
Each patch is handmade, eco-dyed, and as unique as your internal murder monologue. Slight imperfections? Absolutely intentional. Just like your imaginary revenge plots.
• Tan mesh back for cool heads (even when yours isn’t)
• Snapback adjustable for comfort, even if your patience isn't
• Designed in California, sourced in China
• Distressed hat + distressed patch = peak neuro-jammin' aesthetic
• Disclaimer: Hat does not legally endorse murder
Distressed Trucker Hat | I May Look Calm But In My Head...
Return Policy
Shipping Info
Hat Return Policy
Changed your mind? No problem. We accept returns on hats within 7 days of delivery as long as the hat is:
• Unworn and in original condition
• Returned with all original tags and packaging
Here’s how it works:
• Email us at NDCrew@ndlifecollection.com to request a return.
• We’ll send you a prepaid USPS return label.
• Once we get the item back and confirm it’s in original condition, we’ll issue a
refund minus two things:
1. The return shipping cost, and
2. A $3 restocking fee
The restocking fee helps us cover part of the original shipping and repackaging process.