Honestly, what did you expect?
This black trucker hat is the perfect alibi for chaos lovers, impulse chasers, and ND folks who thrive under exactly zero adult supervision (even if you are the adult). The distressed hat pairs perfectly with a handmade, eco-dyed patch—each one uniquely flawed, like your best decisions.
Faded spots? Uneven dye? Deliberate. Just like the questionable choices that inspired this saying.
• Classic trucker fit with adjustable snapback
• Tan mesh back for breathability while you "accidentally" reorganize the entire house at 2 a.m.
• Designed in California, sourced in China
• Every patch is handcrafted, one-of-a-kind, and as unpredictable as your to-do list
Caution: Hat does not come with a responsible adult
Distressed Trucker Hat | In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised
Return Policy
Shipping Info
Hat Return Policy
Changed your mind? No problem. We accept returns on hats within 7 days of delivery as long as the hat is:
• Unworn and in original condition
• Returned with all original tags and packaging
Here’s how it works:
• Email us at NDCrew@ndlifecollection.com to request a return.
• We’ll send you a prepaid USPS return label.
• Once we get the item back and confirm it’s in original condition, we’ll issue a
refund minus two things:
1. The return shipping cost, and
2. A $3 restocking fee
The restocking fee helps us cover part of the original shipping and repackaging process.