Because every simple decision deserves a 10-step analysis, 3 existential crises, and a pros-and-cons list written at 2 a.m.
This black distressed trucker hat features a handmade, eco-dyed patch that captures the ND spiral in wearable form. The hat’s worn-in look matches your internal chaos—and the patch’s subtle “stain-like” spots? Totally intentional.
• Adjustable snapback fit for max comfort
• Tan Mesh back for breathability while your brain overheats
• Each patch is handcrafted in California and 100% unique (just like your mental loops)
• Sourced in China, designed for beautiful mental mayhem
• No two hats are alike—because overthinking uniformity is also a thing
Distressed Trucker Hat | Hold On, Let Me Overthink This
Return Policy
Shipping Info
Hat Return Policy
Changed your mind? No problem. We accept returns on hats within 7 days of delivery as long as the hat is:
• Unworn and in original condition
• Returned with all original tags and packaging
Here’s how it works:
• Email us at NDCrew@ndlifecollection.com to request a return.
• We’ll send you a prepaid USPS return label.
• Once we get the item back and confirm it’s in original condition, we’ll issue a
refund minus two things:
1. The return shipping cost, and
2. A $3 restocking fee
The restocking fee helps us cover part of the original shipping and repackaging process.