You're not just a mom. You're the executive producer of a high-stakes, low-sleep, emotionally explosive reality show starring one (or more) neuro-jammin’ kids and a laundry pile with no end.
This isn’t just a black trucker hat—it’s your unofficial job title, embroidered in chaos and held together by caffeine and sheer willpower. The handmade, eco-dyed patch is deliberately distressed (just like your sense of calm), and no two are exactly the same—because no two meltdowns ever are.
• Adjustable snapback to fit your ever-tilting crown
• Tan mesh back for cooling off after someone screamed over the wrong-colored cup
• Designed in California, sourced in China
• Patch handcrafted and artistically “flawed” to reflect your real-life wins and wipeouts
Warning: Hat does not prevent overstimulation or Lego injuries
Distressed Trucker Hat | Mom a.k.a. Chaos Coordinator...
Return Policy
Shipping Info
Hat Return Policy
Changed your mind? No problem. We accept returns on hats within 7 days of delivery as long as the hat is:
• Unworn and in original condition
• Returned with all original tags and packaging
Here’s how it works:
• Email us at NDCrew@ndlifecollection.com to request a return.
• We’ll send you a prepaid USPS return label.
• Once we get the item back and confirm it’s in original condition, we’ll issue a
refund minus two things:
1. The return shipping cost, and
2. A $3 restocking fee
The restocking fee helps us cover part of the original shipping and repackaging process.