You walked into the room. You knew why. And now… you’re just standing there, panicking in the void.
This blue distressed trucker hat is for the ND minds running 87 tabs with 1GB of RAM. Featuring a handmade, eco-dyed patch with a chaotic charm that says, “Did I already take my meds or just think about taking them?” Each patch is one-of-a-kind, slightly stained, slightly faded—exactly like your short-term memory.
• Adjustable snapback for when you forget what size you are
• Blue Mesh back to keep your head cool while your brain is buffering
• Sourced in China, handcrafted and dyed in California
• Distressed just like your executive function
• Pro tip: Wear it while looking for your phone. That’s in your hand.
Distressed Trucker Hat | Suffering From CRS Can’t Remember Sh*t
Return Policy
Shipping Info
Hat Return Policy
Changed your mind? No problem. We accept returns on hats within 7 days of delivery as long as the hat is:
• Unworn and in original condition
• Returned with all original tags and packaging
Here’s how it works:
• Email us at NDCrew@ndlifecollection.com to request a return.
• We’ll send you a prepaid USPS return label.
• Once we get the item back and confirm it’s in original condition, we’ll issue a
refund minus two things:
1. The return shipping cost, and
2. A $3 restocking fee
The restocking fee helps us cover part of the original shipping and repackaging process.