Some people chase dopamine. Others just chase donuts and pretend everything’s fine. This “Who Needs Dopamine When You Have Donuts and Denial” funny unisex t-shirt is the official uniform for emotionally unavailable snack enthusiasts with a side of executive dysfunction.
Unisex fit for all neuro-jammin’ humans who cope via carbs and questionable life strategies. It’s soft, breathable, and perfectly suited for spiraling in public while looking like a snack.
Bonus: Doesn’t cure your problems. Does make you look like you have a personality.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Donuts and Denial | Funny Unisex T-Shirt | ND Life
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!