Some people chase dopamine. Others just chase donuts and pretend everything’s fine. This “Who Needs Dopamine When You Have Donuts and Denial” funny unisex t-shirt is the official uniform for emotionally unavailable snack enthusiasts with a side of executive dysfunction. Unisex fit for all neuro-jammin’ humans who cope via carbs and questionable life strategies. It’s soft, breathable, and perfectly suited for spiraling in public while looking like a snack. Bonus: Doesn’t cure your problems. Does make you look like you have a personality. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Donuts and Denial | Funny Unisex T-Shirt | ND Life
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