Ah, Dysnomia. The “that thing, you know, the thing” disorder. Words? Names? Who needs ‘em. This unisex hoodie spells it out (since you sure as heck can’t). When your brain takes a coffee break mid-sentence, this hoodie does the talking.

• Soft enough to cushion all your “tip of the tongue” moments.

• Unisex fit because Dysnomia doesn’t care about gender — or names, apparently.

• Bonus: Comes with built-in "blame the hoodie" energy.

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece • Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²) • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua or the US