Forget haunted houses—my Tourette’s tics have better timing and better sound effects. This funny Tourette’s Halloween shirt is your spooky-season mic drop, mixing sarcasm, honesty, and a little jump-scare reality. Perfect for parties, trick-or-treating, or just scaring away small talk.

This eco-friendly tee is crafted from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, offering the trifecta of style, comfort, and “yes, I care about the planet while still being hilarious.” With a ribbed collar, regular fit, and premium fabric weight (5.3 oz./yd.²), it’s soft enough for sensory comfort but sturdy enough to survive whatever October throws at you—pumpkin guts, candy smudges, or awkward questions from relatives.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hem
• Self-fabric neck tape inside back
• Certified under GOTS & OCS for organic cotton content
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh