Forget haunted houses—my Tourette’s tics have better timing and better sound effects. This funny Tourette’s Halloween shirt is your spooky-season mic drop, mixing sarcasm, honesty, and a little jump-scare reality. Perfect for parties, trick-or-treating, or just scaring away small talk. This eco-friendly tee is crafted from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, offering the trifecta of style, comfort, and “yes, I care about the planet while still being hilarious.” With a ribbed collar, regular fit, and premium fabric weight (5.3 oz./yd.²), it’s soft enough for sensory comfort but sturdy enough to survive whatever October throws at you—pumpkin guts, candy smudges, or awkward questions from relatives. • 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²) • Regular fit • Set-in sleeves • 1 × 1 rib at collar • Double-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hem • Self-fabric neck tape inside back • Certified under GOTS & OCS for organic cotton content • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh