World domination? Eh. Let’s start with remembering why we stood up.
 
This ridiculously soft unisex sweatshirt is made for the gloriously scattered, chaotically brilliant, and proudly off-task. Featuring the ADHD battle cry “I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing,” it wraps you in organic cotton and recycled polyester—because why not save the planet while forgetting where your phone is?
 
And hey—this isn’t just for our ADHD fam.
 
If you’ve ever walked into a room and immediately lost all sense of purpose, this one’s for you too. Whether you're neurodivergent, aging like stinky cheese, or just operating with six open tabs and no RAM, this sweatshirt gets it.
 
Perfect for:
✔️ Starting five tasks at once
✔️ Forgetting all five
✔️ Looking like you meant to do that
 
Functionally cozy. Emotionally relatable. Basically a hug from your executive dysfunction (or your midlife brain fog—we don’t judge).

• 80% organic combed ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 10.3 oz./yd.² (350 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at the collar, sleeves, and hem
• Double-needle topstitch at the hem, cuffs, and armholes
• Inside tape at the back of the neck
• Self-fabric half-moon at the back of the neck
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), GRS (Global Recycled Standard), and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh