Social awkwardness? Never heard of her.
 
This women’s organic crew neck sweatshirt sets the record straight with peak sarcasm and zero apologies. Featuring the quote:“I’m not socially awkward, I’m just fluent in sarcasm,”this cozy classic is your go-to armor for small talk, social burnout, and those “I swear I’m normal” moments (lies).
 
Made with ultra-soft brushed fleece on the inside, it’s like a warm hug from your inner smartass. Whether you're side-eying humanity from the couch or faking it in public, this sweatshirt says everything you’re too emotionally drained to explain.
 
Sustainably made. Comfortably shady. Totally on brand.

• 80% organic ringspun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• 8.9 oz./yd.² (301.76 g/m²)
• Super soft fleece inside
• 30 singles
• Regular fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 ribbed cuffs at collar, sleeve cuffs, and bottom hem
• 2 needles top stitches on all seams
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard), GRS (Global Recycled Standard), and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh