This funny neurodivergent organic cotton t-shirt is for people who absolutely had priorities today… and aggressively ignored every single one of them.

Laundry? Untouched.
Emails? Avoided.
Important deadline? Spiritually rejected.
Hyperfixating on reorganizing a junk drawer at 1:12 AM? Crushed it.

Made from ridiculously soft organic cotton because if you’re going to procrastinate professionally, you should at least be comfortable doing it. Perfect for ADHD side quests, autistic “I can’t do the thing until the vibe is correct” energy, and anyone thriving in pure ND chaos without apology.

No excuses. No shame. Just vibes and unfinished tasks.

Fit Note: Runs small in US sizing, so size up unless you enjoy consequences.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is certified according to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 1112055, Centexbel). The product is also PETA-Approved Vegan.
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh