You start trick-or-treating with a solid game plan—hit the houses with the king-size bars, avoid the raisins—and then… squirrel.

This unisex Halloween shirt captures the ADHD spooky season experience in one distracted thought bubble. Soft, lightweight, and sensory-friendly, it’s perfect for candy hunting, costume parties, or getting distracted halfway through both.

Bonus: It pairs beautifully with mismatched socks, a pocket full of candy you forgot you had, and the firm belief that squirrels should get their own treat bucket.

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
• Cotton/poly blend for heather shades
• Lightweight but durable (4.2 oz./yd²)
• Pre-shrunk—because surprises are for other people’s laundry
• Tear-away label for sensory comfort
• Unisex fit for all witches, warlocks, and professional daydreamers