You start trick-or-treating with a solid game plan—hit the houses with the king-size bars, avoid the raisins—and then… squirrel. This unisex Halloween shirt captures the ADHD spooky season experience in one distracted thought bubble. Soft, lightweight, and sensory-friendly, it’s perfect for candy hunting, costume parties, or getting distracted halfway through both. Bonus: It pairs beautifully with mismatched socks, a pocket full of candy you forgot you had, and the firm belief that squirrels should get their own treat bucket. • 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (solid colors) • Cotton/poly blend for heather shades • Lightweight but durable (4.2 oz./yd²) • Pre-shrunk—because surprises are for other people’s laundry • Tear-away label for sensory comfort • Unisex fit for all witches, warlocks, and professional daydreamers