In a world where you can be anything…
• be kind
• be weird
• be unapologetically you

…but seriously—just don’t be a douche.

This funny autism shirt says what we’re all thinking (but with better font and way more style). Designed for the neuro-jammin’ crowd who value authenticity over nonsense, this shirt is equal parts humor, advocacy, and “I will absolutely call you out politely…or not.”

It’s not just a vibe—it’s a boundary.

With a heavyweight feel and oversized streetwear fit, this piece delivers comfort with attitude. The vintage-washed look gives it that perfectly worn-in energy, like you’ve been advocating for humanity your whole life (because honestly… you have).
 
Perfect for:
✔ Autism awareness with edge
✔ Social tolerance (with limits)
✔ People who believe kindness is the bare minimum
✔ Anyone tired of… well… douches
 
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it as a public service announcement.

Product Features
• 100% ring-spun cotton (aka soft but not flimsy)
• Heavyweight fabric: 6.5 oz./yd.² (built to last, like your patience… barely)
• Oversized fit for that relaxed, streetwear look
• Vintage-washed finish for effortless cool
• Structured feel that still drapes like a dream
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua